The rules of Platelamp Survival

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1. Do not talk about TipLine.
2. Do NOT talk about TipLine.
3. The one exception to rules 1 and 2 are to bitch, complain, lol, or rage at or about TipLine.
4. Fuck you, TipLine.
5. Game of Thrones is a fucking awesome show.
6. Don't hate, masturbate
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12. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else.
14. Check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
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20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
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22. Do not provide Byrd with villagers. He can, and will, have them killed for the sake of some terrible idea for a village concept.
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26. Any topic can easily be turned into something totally unrelated.
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28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it is really a man.
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34. It's always Nenake's fault. No exceptions.
35. The exception to Rule #34 is the citation of Rule #34.
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41. No matter what it is, it is Nenake's fetish. No exceptions.
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49. Profit.
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54. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
55. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL NEED TO STEER.
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61. Nenake is obsessed with furry porn.
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93. Do not talk about rules #66-92

3. The One exception to rules 1 and 2 are to bitch, complain, lol, or rage at or about TipLine
4. FUCK YOU, TIPLINE!!!

Don't hate. Masturbate.

Rule 22: Do not provide Byrd with villagers. He can, and will, have them killed for the sake of some terrible idea for a village concept.

14.Check yo'self before you wreck yo'self